How's my golf game?
Thought for 4 seconds

Honestly? You show up, and that's... something. You've got 9 clubs in the bag and the confidence of someone who carries 14. Here's the damage report:

Club Carry (yds)
Driver ???
3H ???
5/6H ???
6i ???
7i ???
8i ???
9i ???
PW ???
Putter Always one putt short

On the bright side, you're consistent — consistently unpredictable.